just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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