Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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