just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
How does it feel to date your dad?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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