Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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