Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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