come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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