Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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