i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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