i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
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do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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