Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
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