so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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