i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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