Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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