i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
The best revenge is premature balding
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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