How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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