Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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