That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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