Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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