I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
