He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
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She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
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I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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