You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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