I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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