You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
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I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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