She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
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waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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