"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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Hippo gnu deer
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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