Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
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Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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