He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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