His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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