i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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