nut hugger
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
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Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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