So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
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Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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