so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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