I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
third nipple confirmed
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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