the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Lo siento on account of my penis...
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
