How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
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The uberlube is also flammable
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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