i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
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You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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