I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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