walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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