Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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