No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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