i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
I'm really busy with my period
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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