DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
you made out with another girl for some wings
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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