i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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