i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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