I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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