...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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