All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
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