i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
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Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
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I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend