I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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