My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE