a queef is a wish your heart makes.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
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I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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