So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
