I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
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When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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