she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
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Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
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I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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