I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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