is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
My dick has a subreddit
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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