I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
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Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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